Why You Want to Plan Your Own Goodbye Party in Advance

 


4 Obvious Reasons
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1. You’ve been to parties that your family has hosted. Need we say more?

2. With you no longer on the planet, your family will be too grief-stricken to even function; they really will need your written instructions.

3. You’re a control freak of the highest order.

4. You’re just a freak, period. Who the heck plans their own funeral?

 


3 Level-Headed Reasons
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1. You’re a responsible adult, you always take care of business.

2. If you leave it to them, they’ll squawk and squabble. It could get ugly.

3. Bucks, baby. You want some say in the goodbye party budget, for everyone’s sake.

 


2 Enlightened Reasons
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1. You’ve been to some depressing funerals in your life, it’s not what you want.

2. You know that facing down the Grim Reaper frees you from that bothersome fear of death.

Bonus Answer: You already have no fear of death! You deserve a standing ovation.

 


1 Surprising Reason
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1. Creating your own goodbye party is an adventure, an education, an exhilaration, a triumph, and evenyes… a delight.